1- Hold the cat in your arms as if he were a baby. Open his mouth and quickly introduce the pill. Close his mouth and let him swallow the pill.
2- Get the pill from the floor and get the cat from behind the sofa. Repeat process number one.
3- Get the cat from under the [...]
Archive for March, 2008
How to give a pill to your cat
Posted in My people and other animals., tagged cats, kittens, pets on March 30, 2008 | 8 Comments »
The smallest feline is a masterpiece
Posted in My people and other animals., tagged cats, kittens, pets on March 26, 2008 | 8 Comments »
To bathe a cat takes brute force,
perseverance, courage of conviction -
and a cat.
The last ingredient is usually the hardest to come by.
Stephen Baker,
whoever he was.
Miauxey
Posted in My people and other animals., tagged cats, kittens, pets on March 22, 2008 | 21 Comments »
She was a tiny little dirty baby when we rescued her.
She kept meeeeeowing all the time, and she had a really high-pitched voice.
A mezzo-soprano kitten.
We had to give her a bath as soon as we reached home, and she hasn’t forgiven us ever since.
Rooftop Concert
Posted in I cannot think of any., tagged The Beatles on March 17, 2008 | 10 Comments »
Luxury Denied, Robert Bennie
Posted in Poetry is crimson, tagged poems, poetry, verse on March 14, 2008 | 4 Comments »
I Can’t Luxuriate In Your Love.
I can’t lie with you every day but I can when you really need me
I can’t love you in every way but I can where you really need me
I can’t kiss you in that way but I can hold you when you really need me
I can’t touch you as we [...]
Black and White
Posted in Travels with my trainers. on March 12, 2008 | 7 Comments »
Ideas Exchange, Robert Bennie
Posted in Poetry is crimson, tagged poems, poetry, verse on March 11, 2008 | 16 Comments »
Can I lace this space between us
weave a web of word and deed
Give my version of the reason
show you secrets I have seen
When I walked in private places
tasted sights and felt each dream
Share with you ideas and wonder
Who I know and what I’ve been
You may join in should you care to
with your thoughts and then [...]
Language twist
Posted in I cannot think of any., tagged Add new tag, humour, wordquizz on March 10, 2008 | 8 Comments »
The following are results from an OZ-words Competition
where entrants were asked to take an Australian word,
alter it by one letter only, and supply a witty definition.
Clearly, you need to be an Aussie to understand.
Billabonk: to make passionate love beside a waterhole.
Bludgie: a partner who doesn’t work, but is kept as a pet.
Dodgeridoo: a fake indigenous [...]
Economy
Posted in I cannot think of any., tagged silly on March 9, 2008 | 7 Comments »
A FRENCH CORPORATION You have two cows. You go on strike, organise a riot, and block the roads, because you want three cows.
A JAPANESE CORPORATION You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon [...]
My black and white cat
Posted in My people and other animals., tagged cats on March 8, 2008 | 6 Comments »
He is my cat, and I am his human.
All right, here I go.
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